Tim Kennedy and 'Tom Clancy's The Division 2': A Match Made in Valhalla

"Tom Clancy's The Division 2" is the follow-up to the uber-successful third-person shooter, "Tom Clancy's The Division." In a recent promo for the game, Tim Kennedy takes us on a stroll through about 5 minutes of absolute carnage that is so downright exciting that, after watching, gun nuts are gonna have to wait for the blood to return to their head before standing.

For those of you who don't know, Tim Kennedy is a Ranger-qualified Special Forces sniper. Oh, and he has a bronze star with V device. Oh, and he was an accomplished UFC fighter. In short, he's a certified American badass, the kind that the boogeyman checks his closet for before going to bed.

As badass as the whole video is (a cave literally f**king explodes), the part that really lures you in is seeing how emphatically Tim Kennedy talks about guns. You can tell the dude just loves shooting — it's infectious to watch. I mean, he talks about a bolt action as passionately as Shakespeare talked about love or, like, a Danish kingdom.... And it's much easier to watch Tim Kennedy blow s**t up for 5 minutes than it is to watch a prince whine about his daddy problems for 3 hours of a 5-act play. But hey, to each their own.

Thank god there's no VR component yet for "The Division 2" because if it got any closer to real life, I don't think many would last long in a match with a dude who is so metal that he admittedly shoots guns as a way to quiet his mind.

Tim Kennedy showcases three separate weapons: the Macmillan Tac-50 sniper rifle, the M32A1 grenade launcher, and "the crossbow" (which happens to have a bolt with a little surprise attached).

The Macmillan Tac-50

This rifle was, as Tim Kennedy puts it, "originally made to shoot down enemy airplanes." In real life, the lethality of one round can reach out to over a mile. In The Division 2, it seems like it could easily pin down an entire team behind cover while your teammates close in to finish them off with some CQB. Or, for all the sniper mains out there, it could be a deadly accurate way to eliminate an unsuspecting enemy from across the map.

The M32A1 grenade launcher

This thing functions as an explosive revolver. It carries 6 high-explosive grenades, and it's perfect for a demolitionist build. A perfect gun for taking out clumps of enemies who stick in close proximity which, in the first Division, was of great tactical advantage. Maybe not anymore... Oh, and apparently Tim Kennedy makes the same sound we do when fake-firing an explosive weapon, "Doogah doogah, doogh dooghhh!"

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The crossbow

This crossbow isn't your run-of-the-mill crossbow. Even Tim Kennedy said he wouldn't ever really bring one of these into a legitimate combat situation. But it's a video game, and it's fun, so... Why the hell not? Attached to the end of the bolt (don't call it an arrow around Sergeant Kennedy) is a high-octane explosive. This weapon seems like the perfect thing to shake things up in a game and lay some destruction from high range -- with high accuracy....

Oh, and did we mention Tim Kennedy blows up a van with it?

Get your hands on "Tom Clancy's The Division 2" for PS4, Xbox One, or PC on March 15th.

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